By Mark Lorenz on May 21st, 2011
In non-apocalyptic news that should shock the world – Playboy magazine has released a survey of people’s sexual proclivities. And the results may shock those of you who own a camera.Playboy is a crumbling enterprise – they don’t pay their models enough money, are slowly letting more and moreanimals out of the mansion’s zoo and into their centerfolds, and remains a business model of something that was once valid and valued that has been displaced entirely by the internet. It used to be that starlets, really attractive women that were on the covers – now it’s the girls that Hugh Hefner, octagenarian has set out to pasture. The only contemporary venture they’re making? The establishment of NBC’s ‘The Playboy Club’ – the only show that’s more likely to be cancelled than Paul Reiser’s return to TV.
So recently, Playboy released an infograph of sexual statistics. It’s up to you, reader, to decide if they’re truth to the claim that 49% of women have admitted to engaging in a sexual act on camera.
49%? Really? So for every two women you see in your day-to-day, one of them has fondled her breasts or done things to a man on Polaroid? I refuse it. I refuse it.
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