'Lady GaGa' to Star in Hustler XXX Porn Film, Kinda

by Tom Rose

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'Lady GaGa' to Star in Hustler XXX Porn Film

July 14, 2011 07:05 AM EDT

"Lady Gaga" will star in Hustler's next porn movie. Sort of. The XXX film, called This Ain't Lady Gaga Xxx, will star Lady G lookalike Helly Mae Hellfire and spoof the Mother Monster and her crazy lifestyle.

According to the film's director Axel Braun, Lady G is not the only megastar to be parodied in the sex film, which also stars porn legend Ron Jeremy. "Let's just say that Gaga isn't the only sexy, female musician we have parodied in this movie. It's too hot to even describe. You just have to watch it."

Helly Mae Hellfire's daughter, Nicole, has been dating Keiran for months and she has taken a liking to him. She loves how polite he is and how he makes her feel special. One day after dinner, Helly Mae notices Keiran alone in the kitchen cleaning up. What starts out as small talk, quickly turns into a full out confession of her attraction towards him. Helly Mae fucks her daughter's boyfriend in the kitchen. Watch horny busty MILFs fuck much younger guys at Mommy Got Boobs now!!

Although this kind of thing is done all the time in the porno business, rarely have the stars parodied seemed to fit right in and seem so believable. Lately there have been all kinds of stories about Gaga's wild sex life and increasing reliance on pills to keep her weight down.

And the movie reaches for ultra realism by spoofing her gigantic hit, "Telephone" which is much more unusual for a relatively low-budget movie project.

Maybe this will be one case where fiction is not much stranger than truth?

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Keith McSteve makes new Non-Nude YouTube Video

Image by Asthma Helper via FlickrHot Women are the Grand Wizards....by Dr. Dre, Ice Cube and Rise Against!

In his historic rise as the premier pervert on the planet, Keith McSteve once again proves that sexy women are what makes the world go 'round...




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Before you read the news story, I ask you this: How can a TV show be considered Illegal Pornography?? Video Below.

The Coalition for the War on Illegal Pornography believes that NBC’s new series “The Playboy Club” is promoting the cause they are fighting against.

The group believes that the show will contribute to the sexual exploitation of women and promote the acceptance of pornography all while making a profit.

“Since the 50s, sleazy Hugh Hefner and his Playboy Magazine has pushed a philosophy which dictated that, to the 'sophisticated man,' the female is a mere toy to be used, abused and discarded. That philosophy has inflicted unimaginable harm to our society, now documented by years of research,” Patrick A. Trueman, the President of Morality in Media said in a statement.

“Today – with the cooperation of NBC and the network's use of the public airwaves – Playboy is poised to cause even more harm, this time bringing its sleaze directly into America's living rooms. We don't need NBC to pour more fuel to that fire," he added.

Trueman wants citizens to sign a pledge at www.CloseTheClubOnNBC.com to help halt production of the series.

“The Playboy Club” is scheduled to be a part of NBC’s lineup this fall.

Screw the prudes and watch the trailer here. I think this will be cool to watch. The show is about:

It's the early '60s, and the legendary Playboy Club in Chicago is the door to all your fantasies... and the key is the most sought-after status symbol of its time.

Step inside the seductive world of the Bunny, the epitome of beauty and service, and rub shoulders with the decade's biggest mobsters, politicos and entertainers (like Tina Turner and Sammy Davis, Jr.) With all these larger than life ambitions, there are even greater secrets. Like when innocent new Bunny Maureen - who wants to take the world by storm - accidentally kills one of the Windy City's most powerful mafia bosses... and the only person capable of covering it up and protecting her is Nick Dalton, a man who once worked for the mob but is about to run for district attorney. Bunny Alice is married but hiding an explosive personal life while Bunny Janie is running from a past that threatens to catch up with her. It seems everyone has a secret - none more so than Maureen, who may not even be the innocent orphan she appears to be. Thank goodness Hef's Playboy Mansion is open after hours for a little R&R... and burying your past.

From Academy Award-winning Executive Producer Brian Grazer, Executive Producer Chad Hodge (Tru Calling), and Director Alan Taylor (Mad Men) comes a provocative new series about a time and place that challenged the social mores, where a visionary created an empire, and an icon changed American culture.

 

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“Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone”

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• Apple CEO Steve Jobs is on a roll. While he’s probably had better days than today, he’s lately been shooting off emails left and right in response to customers’ concerns. We just were sent what appears to be one such Jobs response, sent last week surrounding the whole Mark Fiore situation. And it’s a good one.

When questioned about Apple’s role as moral police in the App Store, Jobs responds that “we do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone.” Better, is what he said next: “Folks who want porn can buy and [sic] Android phone.“

Last week, another Jobs email about the Fiore situation was published in which Jobs called the situation a “mistake.” He noted the same thing in this email, but the porn/Android link is the key here. Assuming this email is legit, this isn’t the first time Jobs has suggested users try Android if they want porn. Earlier this month, during a Q&A session after the iPhone 4.0 OS event, Jobs said:

You know, there’s a porn store for Android. You can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That’s a place we don’t want to go – so we’re not going to go there.

This is noteworthy both because it’s funny, and because Apple and Google are in the early stages of a war that’s brewing between the iPhone and Google’s Android platform. Jobs is apparently going to keep taking these jabs from what he considers to be the moral high-ground.

Read the full back-and-forth below:

Matthew Browing, an Apple customer wrote the following to Jobs:

Steve,
I was converted to Apple products with the announcement of the iPhone 3G. (My friends have been trying to convince me for years.) Since then I’ve purchased 4 iPhones, 2 computers, several routers, and miscellaneous other items. Unfortunately, I’m really starting to have a philosophical issue with your company. It appears that more and more Apple is determining for it’s consumers what content they should be able to receive. For instance, the blocking of Mark Fiore’s comic app (due to being political satire) or blocking of what Apple considers to be porn.

I’m all for keeping porn out of kids hands. Heck – I’m all for ensuring that I don’t have to see it unless I want to. But… that’s what parental controls are for. Put these types of apps into categories and allow them to be blocked by their parents should they want to.

Apple’s role isn’t moral police – Apple’s role is to design and produce really cool gadgets that do what the consumer wants them to do.

Thanks for listening

-Matthew

In response, Jobs replied:

Fiore’s app will be in the store shortly. That was a mistake. However, we do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy and Android phone.

Yes, Jobs apparently made a typo (and -> an), but we checked the IP headers on the email and they are legit. Of course, these can be faked, but it seems hard to believe that someone would go to all the work of sending us an email in which they changed all the IPs or manipulated all the time elements only to attach their real name and real email address to send it to us.

And no, the email doesn’t end with the usual “sent from my iPhone” or the new favorite, “sent from my iPad,” but again, looking at the header information, that’s because it was sent using Apple Mail. Jobs has been known to do this in the past (and recently) as well.

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Wrestler Chyna returning to porn with X-rated film 'Backdoor into Chyna

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Chyna reportedly made a new pornographic movie that will be distributed by Vivid Entertainment.

Chyna is in the midst of a comeback – and not just in the wrestling ring.

The wrestler-turned-reality-star, who recently started working with Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, has returned to pornographic films, TMZ.com  reported.

According to Steve Hirsch, the president of adult entertainment company Vivid Entertainment, Chyna sought out his help in boosting the X-rated side of her career.

The 40-year-old previously appeared in a homemade sex tape titled "1 Night in China" (a play off the infamous Paris Hilton video, "1 Night in Paris") as well as multiple issues of Playboy magazine.

Hirsch said he recently paired Chyna up with whom TMZ called two of the "biggest male porn stars in the business," leading to the film "Backdoor into Chyna."

The movie will reportedly be released on DVD at a still to-be-announced date.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/05/26/2011-05-26_wrestler_chyna_returning_to_pornography_with_xrated_adult_film_backdoor_into_chy.html#ixzz1NnNBy9as

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Pornography found in bin Laden hideout

HA HA......how did Keith McSteve miss this???

Exclusive: Pornography found in bin Laden hideout: officials

By Mark Hosenball and Tabassum Zakaria
WASHINGTON | Fri May 13, 2011 12:22pm EDT

(Reuters) - A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.

Reports from Abbottabad have said that bin Laden's compound was cut off from the Internet or other hard-wired communications networks. It is unclear how compound residents would have acquired the pornography.

But a video released by the Obama administration confiscated from the compound showed bin Laden watching pictures of himself on a TV screen, indicating that the compound was equipped with video playback equipment.

Materials carted away from the compound by the U.S. commandos included digital thumb drives, which U.S. officials believe may have been a principal means by which couriers carried electronic messages to and from the late al Qaeda leader.

Three other U.S. officials familiar with evidence gathered during investigations of other Islamic militants said the discovery of pornography is not uncommon in such cases.

(Reporting by Mark Hosenball and Tabassum Zakaria; editing by Warren Strobel)

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